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It's that time again!
The Second Annual Best Covno Pieces Lists!
It took me many hours to compile these lists, many of the same characters that appeared on last year's lists are back with some new additons! There are two more seperate person categories, joining the likes of Rob!, Dan, and KT, are Adam Perkins and Pete! The convo pieces list not including Rob!, Dan, KT, Adam Perkins, and Pete was WAY HARDER to decide on than last year! But what's done is done, and thanks to EVERYBODY who made me laugh this year!


There were many people who made me laugh this year, believe me, I know! Here are the best-of-the-best that don't have their own list!
10. Posted September 25, here is an infamous convo piece from the one and only Arthur Bond-
xxdeviantartxx: I LOVE ORGASMS IN MY MOUTH
xxdeviantartxx: *shudder* d - i - r - t - y

9. Last week, on December 21, KIRK ISRAEL had this great remark-
unlazy shellfish: i have some unfortunate news
kirkjerk: what's up
unlazy shellfish: for some reason, all my guy friends want to kill you
kirkjerk: !!!
kirkjerk: !!!!!!
kirkjerk: !!
unlazy shellfish: thats what i said!
kirkjerk: that is unfortunate
kirkjerk: why?
unlazy shellfish: they say it's because you're not real
kirkjerk: but Kirk ISrael
kirkjerk: duh

8. Posted on April 14th, this was not something I was expecting from Rene!-
Pele22Hamm: busy?
unlazy shellfish: almost time to go tutor
unlazy shellfish: why, what's up?
Pele22Hamm: just was wondering if you wanted to come over and give me a massage
Pele22Hamm: :-)

7. October 24th saw this classic piece from Alex-
Flussmann22: yay dorky, anti-social math major :-D
Flussmann22: and damned proud of it
Flussmann22: if we had pride rallies, I'd so go
Flussmann22: unless there were a lot of people there

6. On July 7th, this question from CT made me laugh considerably-
Mrbdfairy: would i like to literati cc?
Mrbdfairy: lol would u? i think u can gather that I would like to

5. Also on July 7th, Ryan had a great observation-
rockthisblock: ya 22 is great...you can....still vote...and still buy alcohol....
rockthisblock: and i mean really, isn't great to have an age that has 11 as a factor! i mean this isn't going to happen again until you're 33!

4. Posted November 16th, just one of the many convo pieces from Pat that made me laugh-
unlazy shellfish: i was going to ask you a question yesterday but i dont remember what it was now
PSimpsonUML: yes ill have sex with you

3. March 8th was great because it provided many Z! convo pieces. Including this one-
cloudhopper10 : what have you been up to?
idoodledonjesus: nothing terribly exciting
idoodledonjesus: i switched majors in january
idoodledonjesus: i bought a really cool hat the other day
idoodledonjesus: that's about it haha
cloudhopper10 : wow
cloudhopper10 : i thought my life was mundane

2. I met Josh in either late August or early September. It's a good thing I did too, because who else could have coined this phrase-
RHGDamaso: candi : horrible person as gabby : not crazy

AND NOW THE NUMBER 1 CONVO PIECE NOT BELONGING TO ROB!, DAN, KT, ADAM PERKINS AND PETE OF 2005...
1. My life would not be the same without John. I <3 him and miss him lots! And on June 5th he had this gem-
unlazy shellfish: i'm convinced i'm going to die from skin cancer
Raeve28: I'm convinced I will fall out of a blimp


And now it's time to see the wit and wisdom of my Robolio!

10. Rob! can be immensly silly, as indicated by this piece from September 10th-
kuat5000: GOGOGOGOOGOGZILLA!1

9. Posted October 3, Rob! knows what the fall/winter season means-
kuat5000: candi, guess what
unlazy shellfish: whatwhatwhat
kuat5000: It will soon be...
kuat5000: too cold for ants right now!

8. Rob! is my award-winning friend. However, he doesnt necessarily want all that undue attention, as indicated by this April 28th convo piece-
unlazy shellfish: can i refer to you as my famous friend Rob!?
kuat5000: well...
kuat5000: if you want to
kuat5000: i'm not that famous though
unlazy shellfish: i'm sure one day you'll be super famous
unlazy shellfish: people will whisper as you walk by "*gasp* is that THE Rob!???"
kuat5000: haha
kuat5000: Teh Rob!™
unlazy shellfish: you should get shirts that say that!
kuat5000: haha no
unlazy shellfish: i'd wear one
kuat5000: hmm
kuat5000: i'll think about it

7. On March 19th, Rob! made use of my all time favorite phrase-
kuat5000: so it just goes to show you that flies can be caught
kuat5000: women do exist
kuat5000: and zombie love is possible

6. Rob! is always there for a great greeting, shown by this May 2nd piece-
kuat5000: Candi!!
fishbollah: Rob!
fishbollah: why so many !'s?
kuat5000: it's only two
kuat5000: From time to time I enjoy greeting you much in the same way that Hobbes greets calvin when he arrives home from school
kuat5000: a veritable verbal pouncing to knock you off your feet

5. Rob! and I always find a way to quote LOTR in daily conversation, seen in this May 22nd snippet-
unlazy shellfish: thursday i have to pick up adam perkins
unlazy shellfish: i should get there late to scare him
unlazy shellfish: hehe
kuat5000: aww
kuat5000: poor adam
unlazy shellfish: nah
unlazy shellfish: i wouldnt do that on purpose
kuat5000: the international terminal is no place for a pony
kuat5000: just like the mines of moria
kuat5000: buh bye bil

4. Posted January 21st, Rob! is even amused by his own typos!-
kuat5000: silly liverjournal denizens
kuat5000: liverjounal
kuat5000: haha!
kuat5000: for all your liver needs
unlazy shellfish: haha
kuat5000: "Jan 17 12:30 PM: I really should lay off the heavy drinking"

3. Typos always make for comedy, even in this dire time from February 19th-
kuat5000: i was gone for about 15 minutes, and when i came back the parking enforcement officer had written a ticket for my car, and one next to me
kuat5000: bah!
unlazy shellfish: they certainly are fast!
kuat5000: i know :*
kuat5000: whoops
kuat5000: i know :*
kuat5000: damnit!
kuat5000: :-( :-( :-(
kuat5000: this is no time for kissing

2. Rob! is always searching the internet for random things, proven in this February 7th convo piece-
kuat5000: i have a question
kuat5000: i searched google for "waffles"
kuat5000: the first result was the homepage for john kerry
kuat5000: wtf?
unlazy shellfish: maybe he likes waffles
kuat5000: but....
kuat5000: it doesn't make sense
kuat5000: maybe it's a trick to get votes
unlazy shellfish: they probably paid google to come up first for a bunch of different words
kuat5000: lots of people search for waffles i bet
kuat5000: yeah
unlazy shellfish: why were you searching for waffles?
kuat5000: i like to find random food items
unlazy shellfish: i think it is the more pertinent question
kuat5000: oh no
kuat5000: i think mine is the bigger mystery here

AND THE NUMBER 1 CONVO PIECE FROM ROB! FOR 2005...
1. Posted June 16th, this is just classic Rob!-
kuat5000: candi!, they're getting new POS terminals at au bon pain tonight!
kuat5000: it's like christmas!


There isn't much more I can say about Dan that hasnt been said before.
And with that, here is his list!

10. On March 7th, Dan proved his dork factor-
DOKool: *poke*
unlazy shellfish: *pokes back*
DOKool: *pokes harder*
unlazy shellfish: *punches*
DOKool: *dodge*
unlazy shellfish: *loses balance, falls*
DOKool: /target 'unlazy shellfish'
DOKool: /poke
DOKool: /poke
DOKool: /poke
DOKool: DOKool begins to cast Fire on unlazy shellfish
DOKool: unlazy shellfish takes 75 damage
DOKool: DOKool defeats unlazy shellfish
DOKool: You collect 5 exp
DOKool: You find a Weather Map on unlazy shellfish
DOKool: you find 1 gil on unlazy shellfish
unlazy shellfish: you are such a dork.
DOKool: /heal

9. Posted October 16th, Dan shows that he doesnt want anyone honing in on his emo territory-
dokool: yeah. if i were to jump off a tall building i'll bet if i timed it right i could land on someone who deserved it
unlazy shellfish: tell me when, and i'll be there so you can land on me
dokool: hah
dokool: candi, don't try to top my emoness
unlazy shellfish: i'm not
unlazy shellfish: i dont think i'd be able to :p
dokool: hah
dokool: touche

8. As seen by this piece posted April 1st, Dan is one of a kind-
DOKool: today i brought my laptop to school
DOKool: ...in my metal briefcase
DOKool: ...handcuffed to my wrist
DOKool: the looks i got on the bus were priceless.
unlazy shellfish: haha
unlazy shellfish: are you serious?
DOKool: yeah
DOKool: i kinda just woke up
DOKool: rubbed the sleep out my eyes
DOKool: looked at the window
DOKool: and said '...yeah, it's a good day to fuck w/ the locals'

7. This is a classic piece from February 19th-
DOKool: you should see constantine
DOKool: so i can hate you for seeing it
unlazy shellfish: i want to see that because i'm in love with keanu reeves
unlazy shellfish: and demons
DOKool: you're in love with demons?
DOKool: that explains your exes

6. Dan has been featured many times on my blog, even google has picked up on it! From November 13th-
dokool: i love how if i type my SN into google's blog search, most of the results are in your lj

5. Posted May 19th, don't take his name in vain-
dokool: i was a god today
dokool: it was great

4. Dan has more electronics than anyone else I know. From April 17th-
DOKool: i'm gonna be the most gadgeted person on my flight home
DOKool: i'm not gonna deal with taking my laptop out during the flight
DOKool: but i'll have my ipod
DOKool: my psp
DOKool: and my nintendo ds
unlazy shellfish: is that all necessary?
DOKool: luddite
DOKool: people like you would be fine with making fire with two sticks for all eternity
DOKool: WAS THE WHEEL NECESSARY?

3. Posted March 28th, a classic Dan piece-
unlazy shellfish: man, this is so good
unlazy shellfish: i make the best mac and cheese EVER
DOKool: good, so i don't have to train you to go straight from the bed to the kitchen
unlazy shellfish: that made me choke on my milk
unlazy shellfish: haha
DOKool: 10 points

2. From September 19th, this Dan statement is something I can't argue-
dokool: i'll always be better than you =P

AND NOW THE NUMBER 1 DAN CONVERSATION PIECE FROM 2005...
1. From February 2, a piece that illustrates why I <3 Dan-
unlazy shellfish: RAPID CITY, S.D. - A buffalo that escaped from an auction ended up in a dressing room at the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center where it spent a couple of hours staring into a mirror.
unlazy shellfish: what do you think was going through his head?
DOKool: 'damn i'm sexy'


I never thought it was possible to miss someone as much as I miss KT.
My life is devoid of her craziness, luckily we can still talk online!

10. Posted January 9th, a piece that shows KT's weather dorkiness-
unlazy shellfish: bufkit!
unlazy shellfish: did you download it?
debauchery77: yes hahahha :-[

9. How could I deny a request like this? From September 16th-
debauchery77: nick doesnt want to, but will you go on welfare and live in the projects with me

8. Posted March 28th, KT showing her silliness-
debauchery77 is away at 10:50:52 PM.
debauchery77 returned at 10:50:53 PM.
debauchery77: brb
unlazy shellfish: ok
debauchery77 is away at 10:51:15 PM.
debauchery77 returned at 10:51:19 PM.
debauchery77: okay
debauchery77: haha
debauchery77: i was practicing
unlazy shellfish: what?
unlazy shellfish: haha
debauchery77: for the IM people then put up an away message fast olympics

7. KT is queen of the typos. Here is one from February 14th-
debauchery77: lets go
debauchery77: my cans warm
debauchery77: van!

6. From September 17th, this piece brings in one of KT's and my favortie websites: random facts about Vin Diesel!-
unlazy shellfish: i got a great vin diesel fact
unlazy shellfish: Vin Diesel buys children's breakfast cereal just for the free toy. He takes the cereal itself to the starving at the homeless shelter. He eats it in front of them whilst rubbing his stomach in a circular motion and commenting on the delightful taste.
debauchery77: NANANA
debauchery77: HAHHAHAHAHHA
unlazy shellfish: i've been saving it til you got back haha
debauchery77: that was so good I malfunctioned
debauchery77: hahaha

5. A valid question from February 10th-
debauchery77: what does a heart attack feel like
unlazy shellfish: i dunno, i never had one
debauchery77: me either
unlazy shellfish: why do you ask?
debauchery77: cause my head hurts

4. Posted March 7th, a miracle!-
debauchery77: i found jesus

3. From January 4th, after I got my new cell phone-
debauchery77: you should text message me so i have your new number
debauchery77: then you won't have to speak to me and i wont have to speak to you
debauchery77: totally defeating the purpose of the phone

2. It was hard to decide on which piece was going to be number 1 because both of them are typos that make me laugh so freakin' much. However, a decsion had to be made, from March 22-
debauchery77: im thursdya
debauchery77: THIRSTY
debauchery77: wtf

AND NOW THE NUMBER 1 KT CONVERSATION PIECE FROM 2005...
1. Posted September 25, I don't even know what to say about this one-
debauchery77: Ive thought about it!
debauchery77: but what about you??
debauchery77: wait
debauchery77: wtf
debauchery77: uhh
debauchery77: i dont know why I just said "what about you"
debauchery77: what I meant to say was "I think I'd make a good package handler"


Adam Perkins is one of my favorite people in the entire world.
He's the Alfred to my Batman, and like a brother to me.
And here are his convo pieces!

10. Posted March 22, I still think he should take better care of himself-
weatherman320: so good news
unlazy shellfish: yeah?
weatherman320: i didnt bleed to death from my nosebleeds
weatherman320: its was a close call though
unlazy shellfish: you should be more careful
weatherman320: it bled for like 4 days
weatherman320: i had never had a nosebleed before
unlazy shellfish: did you go to the hospital?
weatherman320: no
weatherman320: it stopped eventually

9. From June 29, when he insisted on switching sn's-
weatherman320: but i'm not a weatherman
unlazy shellfish: so
unlazy shellfish: i'm not really a shellfish
unlazy shellfish: or unlazy
weatherman320: what?!
unlazy shellfish: i know, i know
weatherman320: you lie
unlazy shellfish: you do
weatherman320: lol
weatherman320: i just wanted something new
weatherman320: and i would appreciate your support
unlazy shellfish: bah
unlazy shellfish: FINE
unlazy shellfish: but i'm not happy about it
pockettTENs: SQUAB!

8. This November 8th piece, perhaps shows why Adam Perkins' likes me-
unlazy shellfish: my mom isnt a sell out like you
pockettTENs: youre still on about that?
unlazy shellfish: haha
unlazy shellfish: yes.
pockettTENs: i'm sick and youre still being mean
unlazy shellfish: according to gabby, i'm mean, rude, and have no pity for anyone
pockettTENs: ya thats why i like you

7. Or maybe the truth about it lies in this piece from May 2-
weatherman320: how much is the fine for movies?
fishbollah: $1 a day
weatherman320: shit lol
fishbollah: why?
weatherman320: cause i forgot i still had hunt for red october
fishbollah: i can renew it
weatherman320: i tried but the webpage was down
fishbollah: well do you want me to do it?
weatherman320: if you can
fishbollah: i renewed it
fishbollah: and i got rid of your $3 fine
fishbollah: so it's due back may 4th
weatherman320: what would i do without you?

6. Posted August 13th, Adam Perkins knows me almost as well as I know myself-
unlazy shellfish: it could go something like this-
"Hey, I think you should change your screenname to MichaelDente because you have a great name and people like to say it. Also, by doing so, you'd amuse Candi, and we need to keep her amused. Thanks, Perkins."
pockettTENs: lol i'm surprised he knows my name actually lol
unlazy shellfish: lol
unlazy shellfish: i told katie that if he had a blog that he'd probably have the same allure to me that Kirk Israel does
pockettTENs: haha
pockettTENs: i bet it would
unlazy shellfish: i just like great sounding names
pockettTENs: i know you do

5. This recent piece from December 21, again shows how Adam Perkins doesnt like to be dirty-
pockettTENs: i had venison tonight
unlazy shellfish: was it good?
pockettTENs: yes it was some of my brother's deer, and i held my nephew
pockettTENs: i usually avoid holding babies if i can help it
unlazy shellfish: haha why?
pockettTENs: they spit

4. Posted September 13th, a heartfelt moment *sniff*-
pockettTENs: i will drop by thursday
pockettTENs: promise
unlazy shellfish: okay!
unlazy shellfish: i'll hold you to that
pockettTENs: you know me i dont promise lightly
unlazy shellfish: i know!
unlazy shellfish: i'm honored
pockettTENs: but i dont wanna lose you too
unlazy shellfish: you won't lose me
unlazy shellfish: nobody could replace you adam perkins
pockettTENs: lol i feel the same about you

3. Adam Perkins is the only friend I have that I can discuss Harry Potter with on an intellectual level. From July 12-
pockettTENs: i wanna be professor snape when i grow up
unlazy shellfish: you cant be
unlazy shellfish: i want to marry professor snape when i grow up
pockettTENs: lol i want to be able to say page 394 and manage to make everyone scared of me

2. Posted May 8, Adam Perkins does his best to bring me my dreams when he's not quashing them-
unlazy shellfish: do you think you could bring vladimir putin home with you for me?
unlazy shellfish: as a souvenier
weatherman320: the real thing or a bobble head doll?
unlazy shellfish: BOTH!
weatherman320: lol
weatherman320: i'll try
unlazy shellfish: you're the best
weatherman320: this i know

AND THE NUMBER 1 ADAM PERKINS CONVO PIECE FROM 2005...
1. From October 27, he likes to point out my sarcasm-
pockettTENs: i got my tiger woods 2004!
unlazy shellfish: hooray!
unlazy shellfish: have you played it yet?
pockettTENs: making my character now
pockettTENs: its pretty hard
unlazy shellfish: oh i bet
unlazy shellfish: because video game golf is the epitome of difficulty
pockettTENs: lol and people call me sarcastic
unlazy shellfish: haha
pockettTENs: i mean really


Last but not least, I bring you the top ten pieces from Pete.
Such a clever boy!

10. The cleverness at its best, from an April 9th post-
DFC Guten: i think the next pope should be nicknamed "The Pope of the Potatos"... so he'd be "El Papa de Las Papas"

9. Posted May 22, this piece is just funny!-
DFC Guten: they should hold competitions between schools, who can get through X number of graduates in the shortest amount of time
DFC Guten: just like the NHSMUN roll call game, which GA comittee can do roll call the fastest.

8. Pete is always looking out for my well being. From July 7th-
DFC Guten: dont slip and have your brains spill out
DFC Guten: but if you do
DFC Guten: have your mom take a picture
DFC Guten: and then i'll caption it as "EVISC3RATED EL OH EL"

7. Posted October 5, unlike Adam Perkins, Pete supports me-
unlazy shellfish: i finally realized tonight, what the people above me are doing that requires them to make so much noise
unlazy shellfish: they're like skateboarding in their room
DFC Guten: if only i had a second floor room, then i'd do that. or play ddr at odd hours
unlazy shellfish: yesterday they were doing a lot of stomping so i came up with a song to go along with their stomping
unlazy shellfish: it was-
unlazy shellfish:
stomp stomp stomp
it's the thing to do!
stomp stomp stomp
stomp all over you!
DFC Guten: why are you going into sciences, you should be in the recording studio.

6. And he always finds things that remind him of me. From June 12-
DFC Guten: so i was thinking what animal you reminded me of
DFC Guten: i was stuck between a llama emu and alpaca
DFC Guten: so i had to compromise.
unlazy shellfish: haha
unlazy shellfish: and what was the concensus?
DFC Guten: http://tinypic.com/5wmdu9
unlazy shellfish: hahahaha
DFC Guten: it's the Lleupaca
DFC Guten: (pronounced Lou-paca)

5. Posted Febraury 24th, this piece says it all-
DFC Guten: ATTACK OF THE KILLER COMMUNIST ZOMBIES.
unlazy shellfish: !!
unlazy shellfish: where
DFC Guten: in my cats pants.

4. From August 10th, he pushes me to reach for better things-
DFC Guten: boo
DFC Guten: i never knew what your middle initial stood for and your away message ruined my fun.
unlazy shellfish: i'm sorry
DFC Guten: i thought it was something magical. like...
DFC Guten: Lickalicious or something.
DFC Guten: but no, just lee?
DFC Guten: if it was lickalicious, then you could've used your middle name as your street name.
DFC Guten: go have it changed.

3. May 24th saw this classic piece posted-
DFC Guten: what time does your mom open?
unlazy shellfish: she's there at 4:30 am
unlazy shellfish: why do you ask
DFC Guten: i'm going to try to go there tomorrow morning, since i've never been there
unlazy shellfish: upon reflecting on that statement, i realized it could mean a few different things, but i was assuming you meant the donut shop :p
DFC Guten: oh no, i was talking about the backdoor brothel!
unlazy shellfish: oh that's open 24 hours
DFC Guten: ah ok

2. Posted July 10th, Pete has great observations-
DFC Guten: he looked more like he was lost
DFC Guten: because he didnt have anything major to say
DFC Guten: mainly because it seems that londoners werent panicking like new yorkers did
DFC Guten: it was more like, "so, i had to walk TO THE NEXT BANK OVER because of that bomb and it was a minor inconvenience"

AND THE NUMBER 1 PETE CONVO PIECE FROM 2005...
1. Pete always has the best reasons, posted June 27-
DFC Guten: hey now!
DFC Guten: i would've brought you a raspberry lime rickey if i had gas!
DFC Guten: but i'm running on empty!
unlazy shellfish: haha
unlazy shellfish: i know
unlazy shellfish: i was kidding :p
DFC Guten: pfft, no you weren't :p
DFC Guten: YOU MEANT IT, DIDN'T YOU.
unlazy shellfish: okay okay
unlazy shellfish: i did mean it
unlazy shellfish: i think you're a terrible person for not going out of your way for me
unlazy shellfish: why doesnt your world revolve around me?
DFC Guten: because i have genital herpes!

And there you are!
What a funny year 2005 was!
Let's hope 2006 is even better! :D